Hi Liberty Lakers!
After a brief “sabatical”, (nothing to do with that misunderstanding we had with law enforcement at the WAR concert) We. Are. BACK!
Yes good news is infact, good news. We will resume our regular reporting you have come to enjoy so much.
So watch this space for our reports and commentary.
We love you our readers and thank you so much for all the support.
The opinion letter submitted to the Liberty Lake Splash recently by L. Martin of Alpine shores has hit us hard. Like a potato salad gone bad or reading the latest “lifestyle” piece from the MOL, the result was stomach turning.
But despite this we want to salute the kind and generous families from Alpine Shores for letting the “lowly” city dwellers, enjoy “your parade” and watch “your fireworks.” THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
How very kind of you and yours to let the unwashed masses desend upon your little slice of paradise. Afterall we have a parade equal to the Macy’s Parade and the Rose Parade all started bY you! What a gift!
As for the fireworks show. That too has ALWAYS been for the enjoyment of the dwellers on “their lake” to enjoy. We are all SO thankful that you allow us, the “non-lake dwellers” to donate to and view, your fireworks display! Again we are unworthy but grateful for your generous benevolence to us all.
Please consider These poor families of “the lake” have already lost so much because of us in the “city” and all the development “we” gave brought down upon these generous and upstanding folks.
The horrors of Development have caused them to have stolen from their tender hands the clean air, low traffic, and………..brace yourselves……………the …….annual……..YARD SALE! (gasp) (shudder) (cower)…..
Yes the annual LIBERTY LAKE YARD SALE has been ripped from the hands of the founding members by all of us in the “city.”
We did not realize that the alpine shores area was verbotten from participation in the LIBERTY LAKE YARD SALE. From the call to arms issued by L. Martin, it seems as the fireworks and parade will be their Alamo.
What a crock! No one is trying to take anything away. Only trying to make things better for ALL of us.
One nice thing about Liberty Lake is the abundance of playgrounds and small parks scattered through-out the neighborhoods. They provide us all a wonderful place for children to play, friends to meet, and picnics to enjoy.
Is it news worthy or of interest to report if a resident of our city chooses one of these playgrounds/parks as the place to suck on the business end of a shotgun. Resulting in the scattering of the contents of their head through out the park and playground?
We have been told that just such an incident occured earlier this year in one of the parks/playgrounds you and yours could possibly frequent. Would you want to know? Let us in on your thoughts.
Wanna know what the most controversial, the HOTTEST topic, the cause of more weeping and gnashing of teeth than a one way trip to hades itself is for many residents? It is our cities version of the Sunni Triangle.
It enjoyed a very long run as a topic of debate in the splash editorials, and is yet another display of the lunacy found in a large segment of the Liberty Lake residents. For those still not sure of the subject of this controversy, brace yourselves and prepare to be educated… We are talking about the intersection of Liberty Lake road and Appleway. Yes specifically, north bound travel toward the overpass. Even more specifically, the third lane from the left.
Some background information. When traving north bound on Liberty Lake Road that intersection provides a lane to turn LEFT, a lane to cross Appleway, a SECOND lane to cross Appleway, and a fourth right turn only lane.
Some mental midget wrote an editioral stating that it is RUDE for drivers heading North on Liberty Lake road to use the second lane to cross Appleway. He felt it allowed drivers to cut in front of those waiting in the LONG QUE of drivers waiting their turn to cross, who had been sitting in a backed up lane while a second and equally legal lane sits empty. News flash. Keep queing up like the lemmings you are. Wait through two or more cycles of lights. They made two lanes for a reason. To prevent traffic from backing up to country vista. On the other hand, please continue to use the one “good” lane so I can quickly cut infront of the ignorant.
Here is how it WAS DESIGNED TO WORK, and infact does work in every other city in America. Relatively equal numbers of people que up in both lanes. When you cross and it is time to MERGE most folks let one car get in front of theirs and thing move really smoothly. The system breaks down when the lemmings in the one lane are pissed off and don’t let the others merge over. To you I say I will continue my practice of cutting to the front of the pack by using the other open lane. If my car is in front of your I will be signaling and I will be merging as directed by the street signs. I will merge even if you are not making room for me. If we have a collision and your car strikes mine from behind while I merging, you will be charged with failure to yield, ticketed and your insurance company will be forking over repair money for my car and also paying for the inevitable back and neck injuries I recieve as a result of the collision. Soft tissue injuries are a real bear to diagnose and treat.
So keep that que long, leave my lane open and clear and continue your display of that Liberty Lake hospitality!
Happy motoring.
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Enjoy the coming posts. I am hopeful you will find it to be entertaining, stimulating and filled with angst and drama!
Shalom-
