One knob in search of a skilled and willing polisher.
Recently the Liberty Lake Splash ran an article detailing the Liberty Lake Police departments efforts to keep a lid on the increasing frequency of Gentlemen meeting to engage in sex acts in our area.
It seems that some of the more secluded and not so secluded spots of our little slice of Paradise are becoming a popular destination for area gentlemen to meet with other like minded men to engage in Homosexual sex acts. Like a lonely traveler who practices the art of foot tapping in the bathrooms of the Minneapolis airport mensroom, it appears that there are more and more men not having their needs met at home by the little lady.
Now why should we assume these men are married? Are we jumping to conclusions? We think not. Would a single man in search of enjoying the rod and staff of another gentleman, risk meeting and carrying out these acts in a public setting? Some might “get off” on that. We think most would would rather enjoy these adventures at home. Now what if the gentlemens home was also home to his WIFE, Children and the family dog? This gentleman would now find himself between a rock and a hard place. The poor guy has needs, and he needs to have them met. He works long hours for the kids to have the latest and greatest, provide his wife with jewerly, spa trips and the boat for the lake, and let’s not forget having to pay the lease on his new Porsche too. So after a long day of work, and cold nights at home, “Neil”decides he needs to find “Bob”.
So because he is not being service at home by his loving wife, Neil meets Bob, and they spend a few minutes admiring one anothers assets in the parking lot of the park, trail head (no pun intended) or school yard. Now that their needs have been met, they return home to the family and continue living the dream.
So a word of warning to the fine ladies who enjoy reading our blog; take care of your man. If you are not who has been? When that wonderful husband of yours is going out for that run, ride or to take a trip to home depot or the liquior store, think twice, heck offer to ride along, he may have other items on that list of his. Just imagine the dieases YOU are being exposed to by your sexy man.
Don’t think this is true, call 1-800 mrs- mcgreevey.
Let us know your thoughts, and thank you to the Liberty Lake Police department, and the Liberty Lake Splash for your efforts in stamping out this dangerous and disgusting behaviour taking place in our little slice of paradise.
Paradise is more tainted than many want to believe.
September 20, 2008 at 10:24 am
Some thoughts on your entry – It was stated in the original article that many from Spokane and CDA choose Liberty Lake as a good halfway meeting point. If you can stomach the ads you can go to craigslist yourself and see that this is true that many of these pervs (pervs for public sex, not for homosexual sex) are from outside our community.
I imagnine any locals engaging in such activity would be too worried about their name being on the front page of our local paper if they got caught here.
And I am not sure it is all about wives not being willing or able to “service” their men, as you say – I think it is because the men are gay and are living a lie.
So to those men I say, get a divorce and get a room! Your family and my community deserves better.
Even Oprah warned us about this years ago! http://www.oprah.com/slideshow/oprahshow/oprahshow1_ss_20041027 and lord knows, if Oprah says so – it is so!
September 21, 2008 at 2:22 pm
After reading several of your entries this weekend, I have reached the conclusion that you are one sick puppy! I also believe you are not very well traveled. I live in a suburb of Denver, Colorado which has it’s own problems as well. No community is perfect and everyone realizes that. I think I’ll refer to you as “Doom and Gloom”. I’ve read other readers comments and I believe everyone would agree…..how should I say this…you’re a little PSYCHO!!!!!! Have fun “Doom and Gloom” writing about your next negative and warped opinion!
(Don’t misunderstand me-of course the men meeting men is awful, I’m referring to all of your opinions of the general public in Liberty Lake) Have a great day!
September 29, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Thanks EC, we agree that these men are Infact living a lie. Many of these perverts may Infact come here from other places. It is disgusting.
Thanks bewildered, we are neither Psychos or untraveled. Thanks for your interest in the blog. We appreciate your contribution, even if it was strongly worded. Have fun living that “Rocky mountain High”.
Bless you.