One knob in search of a skilled and willing polisher.

Recently the Liberty Lake Splash ran an article detailing the Liberty Lake Police departments efforts to keep a lid on the increasing frequency of Gentlemen meeting to engage in sex acts in our area.

It seems that some of the more secluded and not so secluded spots of our little slice of Paradise are becoming a popular destination for area gentlemen to meet with other like minded men to engage in Homosexual sex acts. Like a lonely traveler who practices the art of foot tapping in the bathrooms of the Minneapolis airport mensroom, it appears that there are more and more men not having their needs met at home by the little lady.

Now why should we assume these men are married? Are we jumping to conclusions? We think not. Would a single man in search of enjoying the rod and staff of another gentleman, risk meeting and carrying out these acts in a public setting? Some might “get off” on that. We think most would would rather enjoy these adventures at home. Now what if the gentlemens home was also home to his WIFE, Children and the family dog? This gentleman would now find himself between a rock and a hard place. The poor guy has needs, and he needs to have them met. He works long hours for the kids to have the latest and greatest, provide his wife with jewerly, spa trips and the boat for the lake, and let’s not forget having to pay the lease on his new Porsche too. So after a long day of work, and cold nights at home, “Neil”decides he needs to find “Bob”.

So because he is not being service at home by his loving wife, Neil meets Bob, and they spend a few minutes admiring one anothers assets in the parking lot of the park, trail head (no pun intended) or school yard. Now that their needs have been met, they return home to the family and continue living the dream.

So a word of warning to the fine ladies who enjoy reading our blog; take care of your man. If you are not who has been? When that wonderful husband of yours is going out for that run, ride or to take a trip to home depot or the liquior store, think twice, heck offer to ride along, he may have other items on that list of his. Just imagine the dieases YOU are being exposed to by your sexy man.

Don’t think this is true, call 1-800 mrs- mcgreevey.

Let us know your thoughts, and thank you to the Liberty Lake Police department, and the Liberty Lake Splash for your efforts in stamping out this dangerous and disgusting behaviour taking place in our little slice of paradise.

Paradise is more tainted than many want to believe.

Dear Happy Resident/Kind Critic,

We want to share the thoughts and comments recently sent to us by one of our most loyal readers. To those not in the loop, Kind Critic and Happy Resident, are one and the same.
We recently received this comment from them:

HR/KC Says: 

August 20, 2008 at 12:37 pm e

Opinion and unfound harsh accusation are two completely different things.
You use such harsh language when talking about the mermaids. This language is aimed at them most of the time and not on this “fancy” audience you are so obsessed with. You really only add the reference to the audience at the very end… to maybe make these angry comments “okay.”
I really just do not understand.
Plus, they have readers outside of Liberty Lake in some neighborhoods that maybe you wouldn’t consider fancy. I think every woman has every right to feel fancy every once and awhile, to get away. The newsletter is fun. It is not a philosophical piece, more a light pick me up.
I only wish that we could sit down and have an actual conversation about this.

We do this in hopes that Happy Resident aka Kind Critic will help us in having an open conversation about our goals and purposes for this blog.

Dear HR/KC,

We are grateful for your contribution. We would like to help you have a better understanding of what we are doing. We are open to an exchange of ideas, opinion and information. That being said we take issue with your most recent comments and ask for clarification if you don’t mind.

Regarding the statement, “You use such harsh language when talking about the mermaids. This language is aimed at them most of the time and not on this “fancy” audience you are so obsessed with.”  Would you kindly point out these occurrences to us? We have ridiculed the Ideals, and values being promulgated by their Lifestyle publication, we have not attacked them. On the other hand we have been labeled by some as-a lonely old screw, depressed, angry, hateful and even a high school cheerleading reject. We assume many of these very personal attacks have come directly from those who embrace the ideals we are calling into question. We have singled out no individual to accuse or speak of harshly. If we are wrong please point this out to us. 

Regarding this statement, ‘You really only add the reference to the audience at the very end… to maybe make these angry comments “okay.” I really just do not understand.” We are unsure of what it is you are pointing too. Is it our style of writing? We intend to be rather tongue in cheek even sarcastic in our approach and style.

Finally regarding this,  “Plus, they have readers outside of Liberty Lake in some neighborhoods that maybe you wouldn’t consider fancy. I think every woman has every right to feel fancy every once and awhile, to get away. The newsletter is fun. It is not a philosophical piece, more a light pick me up.”  We have stated that they have found a clear niche in for their publication. Those whom this offering is targeted are not exclusive to Liberty Lake. We recognize that many women across this great country enjoy the tips, essays, insights and ideas presented in the Mermaids publication. We use the term “fancy” as a blanket targeted at a group rather than any one individual. We agree that all women should feel the freedom to feel fancy as often as possible. We are not taking that freedom from anyone. Have pointed out that you can feel fancy without having a man with a Porsche. While we have made generalizations about the readership of the mermaids, we have never attacked them as women, as people or as residents.

We look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Thanks again for the interest.-TP

GREAT NEWS! We’re Baaaaaaccck!

Hi Liberty Lakers!

After a brief “sabatical”, (nothing to do with that misunderstanding we had with law enforcement at the WAR concert) We. Are. BACK!

Yes good news is infact, good news. We will resume our regular reporting you have come to enjoy so much.

So watch this space for our reports and commentary.

We love you our readers and thank you so much for all the support.