Let’s all thank L. Martin and ALL OF ALPINE SHORES!

The opinion letter submitted to the Liberty Lake Splash recently by L. Martin of Alpine shores has hit us hard. Like a potato salad gone bad or reading the latest “lifestyle” piece from the MOL, the result was stomach turning.

But despite this we want to salute the kind and generous families from Alpine Shores for letting the “lowly” city dwellers, enjoy “your parade” and watch “your fireworks.” THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

How very kind of you and yours to let the unwashed masses desend upon your little slice of paradise. Afterall we have a parade equal to the Macy’s Parade and the Rose Parade all started bY you! What a gift!

As for the fireworks show. That too has ALWAYS been for the enjoyment of the dwellers on “their lake” to enjoy. We are all SO thankful that you allow us, the “non-lake dwellers” to donate to and view, your fireworks display! Again we are unworthy but grateful for your generous benevolence to us all.
Please consider These poor families of “the lake” have already lost so much because of us in the “city” and all the development “we” gave brought down upon these generous and upstanding folks.

The horrors of Development have caused them to have stolen from their tender hands the clean air, low traffic, and………..brace yourselves……………the …….annual……..YARD SALE! (gasp) (shudder) (cower)…..

Yes the annual LIBERTY LAKE YARD SALE has been ripped from the hands of the founding members by all of us in the “city.”

We did not realize that the alpine shores area was verbotten from participation in the LIBERTY LAKE YARD SALE. From the call to arms issued by L. Martin, it seems as the fireworks and parade will be their Alamo.

What a crock! No one is trying to take anything away. Only trying to make things better for ALL of us.